- Admiral Al Calavicci: [reading from a book on vampires] "Vampires are not merely blood seekers..."
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Oh, no.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: "They are sexually obsessed, and many of them possess insatiable carnal urges beyond the grave." Now, what does that tell you?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: It tells me that vampires and holograms have a lot in common.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: You should see this guy Corrington, Sam. He's, he's a first-class flesh eater. He's got all the classic signs. He's got the pale complexion, the beady eyes, the lustful stare.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Al? You just described yourself.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [narrating] Leaping in and out of new situations has taught me to be prepared for the unusual. But I suddenly had the feeling I had left 'unusual' and landed smack-dab in the middle of 'bizarre'.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: You should see the guy in the waiting room. He looks like a cross between Bela Lugosi and a sick corpse. He's got all the markings of the undead.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: And you have all the markings of the brain dead.
- Victor Drake: [to Sam in the role of Lord Corrington] I must say, I was quite surprised when you responded favorably to my letter requesting the privilege of joining you on the night of the Blood Moon. Your name, sir, is legendary among the followers.
- Victor Drake: May I propose a toast? To stab the hearts of mortal men, they spill their blood like rain. And to the night we offer ours, to demons without shame. To the Blood Moon.
- Claudia: The Blood Moon.
- Lady Alexandra Corrington: The Blood Moon.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: ...To the m-moon.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What do you want?
- Victor Drake: Isn't it obvious? I want your soul. More directly, your blood.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: You can't be serious.
- Victor Drake: I'm more than serious. I'm compelled.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: But that's murder.
- Victor Drake: Nonsense! The soul can never die. It can only be... reinvented.
- Victor Drake: It's just as it was in the beginning, when Bathory ruled the night. I've awaited this moment my entire life, to bridge the gap between the living and the dead, to fly with fallen angels and to soar into the night. And you - oh, you shall be my wings.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: They're fake!
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Huh? What's fake?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Your vampires are fake, unless they got a dental plan in hell.
- [after Sam has removed Claudia's fake vampire teeth]