- Admiral Al Calavicci: Ziggy, he crashed on us the other night, and ever since, he's been doin' screwball things, like he put extra zeros on everybody's paycheck. So half the staff rushed out on vacation.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Where am I?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Uh, you're in, uh, Burbank, California, April 1, 1976.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What, are you tellin' me I'm the butt of some cosmic April Fool's joke?