- Paige Chase: [to Patton] You wouldn't have gotten that job if you didn't flirt with the manager.
- Paige Chase: Well, you wouldn't have gotten that job if you weren't so good at selling shoes.
- Paige Chase: [to Parker about his zit] Whatever you do, don't pop it. Let me pop it!
- Parker Chase: No!
- Paige Chase: Please? I have lots of experience popping zits. I think this one might be a Class 4.
- Pearce Chase: A "Class 4"?
- Paige Chase: It makes a sound.
- Paige Chase: [while reading from a job application] Previous work experience. What if I don't have any?
- Neil: Then put that down.
- Paige Chase: [lowers the clipboard] That's what I was afraid of. Thanks, anyway.
- Patton Chase: [to Paige] They had shoe horns in that store smarter than you!
- Paige Chase: And they had boots taller than you!
- Patton Chase: Mom and Dad said I'd grow!
- Paige Chase: And you believed them? Now, who's the dumb one?