- Gil Favor: Some one of these days, a whole five minutes is gonna go by when one of you jay hawks don't come up with a world-shaking problem. And the shock's gonna kill me!
- Gil Favor: What's the matter with you? Do you think you're on some kind of a picnic?
- Art Fuller: It ain't me, it's the cows.
- Gil Favor: Oh, I see. You mean they don't want to go north all by theirselves?
- Art Fuller: No, I mean something's turning 'em.
- Gil Favor: SOMETHING'S TURNING 'EM? EVERYTHING'S TURNING 'EM! THE WIND EVEN TURNS 'EM! iT'S YOU JOB TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T TURN! NOW GET TO IT!
- Art Fuller: Mr Favor...
- Gil Favor: DON'T ARGUE ABOUT IT! JUST DO IT!
- Rowdy Yates: Troubles?
- Art Fuller: Oh, that two bit tin god, one day he's gonna push me one good inch too far.
- Rowdy Yates: Well, he's got a lot on his mind, Art. I've never seen him wound up this tight.
- Art Fuller: Then let him pick on somebody else for a change.
- Rowdy Yates: You think he hasn't been?