The Ray Bradbury Theater (TV Series)

Usher II (1990)

Ian Mune: Pikes

Quotes 

• Garrett : Now suppose you tell me about this place, Mr. Stendahl.

  Stendahl : It's a haunted castle, if you like.

  Garrett : I don't like, Mr. Stendahl. I don't like.

• Stendahl : In this house, copper bats fly in make-believe attics. Brass rats scuttle in plastic cellars. Robot skeletons rattle in dreary closets.

  Garrett : Robot skeletons?

  Stendahl : Vampires, wolves, phantoms. Done with chemicals and ingenuity.

• Garrett : Mr. Stendahl, what exactly is going on here?

  Stendahl : Murder.

  Garrett : Murder?

  Stendahl : Murder most foul!

• Garrett : What are you doing?

  Stendahl : I'm being ironic. Never interrupt a man when he's being ironic. It's not polite.

• Pikes : Mr. Stendahl, you have a genius for seeing the obvious.