Red Dwarf (TV Series)

The Last Day (1989)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• Kryten : [waking up after a night of partying]  Oh, my goodness... Oh... my head. Oh, what happened to me? Damage control report. Oh! Dehydration level, 45%. Recall of previous evening, 2%. Embarrassment factor, 91%! Advised repair schedule; reboot startup disc, offline for 36 hours and replace head. Boy! What a night!

  [others groan and start to wake] 

  Kryten : Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?

  Rimmer : Kryten, it's called a hangover, don't panic.

  Lister : We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?

  The Cat : Hey! It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It's the police woman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!

• Kryten : Mum. I never had a mum.

  The Cat : It's all right, buddy. It's all part of being drunk. You've been through the happy stage. Now you're going through the melancholy stage.

  Kryten : I wish I had a mum.

  Holly : I never had a mum, neither.

  Rimmer : Well, you can all have mine. Everyone else did.

• [everyone is drunk] 

  Lister : What are you saying, Rimmer?

  Rimmer : I'm saying that there is a very real possibility that your parents were brother and sister.

  Lister : Hey. I'm pouring me heart out here.

  Rimmer : How many toes have you got?

  Lister : Ten.

  The Cat : Yeah, on both feet.

  Lister : Altogether.

  Kryten : They're not webbed or anything are they?

  Lister : Look, they weren't related, all right?

  [Kryten falls off his chair]