- [Ren is getting psychiatric help to find out why he treats Stimpy so bad]
- Ren Höek: So, what do you think is wrong with me?
- Dr. Mr. Horse: You want to know what's wrong with you. Do you really want to know what's wrong with you? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! That's what's wrong with you!
- Ren Höek: Crazy?
- Dr. Mr. Horse: Yeah, that's right! You need to be locked up!
- Ren Höek: I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! And now you tell me I'm crazy? WHAT KIND OF A PSYCHOLOGIST ARE YOU?
- Dr. Mr. Horse: Psychologist? Are you nuts? I'm a horse! You crazy son of a bitch! I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!
- Bug: You're not gonna lick me with that thing are you? Holy crap he is. Here it comes! Oh Jesus! Yaaaaaaaagh! Oh oh oh. As God as my witness i swear i will never suck ear again!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Aaaagh! Ohh! You monster! How can you say those horrible things to me? Augh! Ohh. You son of a bitch! Oh you bastard!
- Ren Höek: I'm sorry Stimpy. I don't know why i do these things to you! I'm just a pig! Please forgive me!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Don't you touch me you beast! Forgive me! Words empty words that's all they are! No not this time you've gone to far this time Ren! Aaaaagh!
- Ren Höek: I know i'm insane Stimpy. I know i can't control my violent urges. But this time i'll do something about it. I'll seek help. I'll do it for you.
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Don't do it for me. Don't do it for me. Do it FOR YOURSELF! Augggh! I'm gonna kill you!
- Ren Höek: I'm a terrible person doc. I'm mean to everybody and i'm especially mean to those who love me the most. I've got issues! But i'm not crazy or anything!
- Dr. Mr. Horse: Of course not Mr. Hoek. Let's just calm down. It's perfectly normal to be nervous talking to a professional. Now relax and we'll see just how sick you really are shall we?
- Ren Höek: Okay.
- Frog: Wake up and kill me, man! Get up, you bastard! Get up and finish the job! Don't send me home to my wife and kids like this! Hey, what are you doing? For the love of Jesus finish me off! You bastard!