- Tommy Gavin: I could only get 300 bucks out of the ATM.
- Damien: That's okay. You can owe me the rest. I trust you.
- Tommy Gavin: You know what, kid? I was at your christening and I didn't drown you, okay? So let's think about who owes who. All right?
- Kenny Lou: Some day, Franco, science is going to isolate the gene that makes people think barbecuing indoors is a good idea.
- Tommy Gavin: I'll tell you what. You're going to get rid of that yourself, or I'll get rid of it for you.
- Colleen Gavin: How?
- Tommy Gavin: I'm sure Black & Decker has some kind of attachment.
- FDNY Hockey Player: We're dying out there. Let's take a vote guys. Who wants to put the kid in?
- Tommy Gavin: Pretty much unanimous.
- Ryan: Yeah, well you ladies can stick your votes up your asses. This isn't a democracy; it's a dictatorship and I'm Castro.
- [Tommy groans]
- Ryan: The kid sits.
- Chief Perolli: Get yourself a nice, big umbrella, friend. You're in the middle of a major shit storm.