- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Receptionist: [Beeep] This is Dr. Salter's office again regarding that root canal. The doctor's in his office... waiting. He's beginning to dislike you-u-u!
- Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford #2: I didn't like it when you was messing around with your boy scout knife; I sure don't like it now that you're messing around with machine guns!
- Dennis Becker: He wasn't too happy when I radioed in. I had to tell him I saw guns. There better be guns.
- Murray Rosner: [watching dolphins perform tricks and receive fish as reward] I got no respect for anything goes through that kind of shtick for a lousy mackerel.