Roseanne (TV Series)

Dan's Birthday Bash (1989)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : [explaining why Dan's not there]  He yelled at Dwight and threw his hammer through the drywall.

  Roseanne : [to Chip's mother]  Well it *is* Saturday.

• Becky : ... Chip and his Mom are going to pick me up, and I have to figure out what to wear.

  Darlene : Why don't you try wearing a bag over you head so they don't see the way you chew.

  Becky : Shut up Darlene. You're just jealous because I'm dating, and you're flat.