Roseanne (TV Series)

Dan's Birthday Bash (1989)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [Just before leaving to have dinner at her boyfriend's house]  Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous.

  Roseanne : Just don't shoot any milk out of you nose, and you'll be fine.

• Becky : ... Chip and his Mom are going to pick me up, and I have to figure out what to wear.

  Darlene : Why don't you try wearing a bag over you head so they don't see the way you chew.

  Becky : Shut up Darlene. You're just jealous because I'm dating, and you're flat.

• Becky : What if they serve me something that makes me gag, like okra?

  Roseanne : Well, just spit it out into your napkin, you know, roll it up and shove it in your purse.

  Becky : That's gross.

  Roseanne : Not if nobody sees you.