Roseanne (TV Series)

Lanford Daze (1993)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : Do I still have a tie?

  Roseanne : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come again?

  Dan : A tie. One of those long skinny things? Remember the wedding?

• Jackie Harris : Roseanne, I know what you're thinking, but this could've been done by anybody, let's not jump to any conclusions.

  Roseanne : Damn that stork!

• Darlene : I was making a statement.

  Roseanne : Yeah? Well, I'm making a statement too! Only *my* chalk outline is going to have long, curly hair, and a great, big, mouth!

• Roseanne : You just don't get it, do you? We are too low on the food chain to exploit people! All that's left for us *is* animals!

• Roseanne : Hey Darlene, I know you do all the writing for your comic books and David does the drawings, but do you ever get the urge to just draw something? Like you ever wake up in the middle of the night thinking 'God, I've just gotta draw *something* SOME-WHERE'?

  Darlene : All right, let's get this over with. I did the chalk outlines. I just couldn't go on being part of the Conner family money-making death machine.

  Roseanne : Oh sure, *now* you come up with a name for the restaurant.