Roseanne (TV Series)

Let's Call It Quits (1989)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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Quotes 

• Keith Faber : How long you been here, anyway?

  Roseanne Conner : Long enough.

  Keith Faber : Your, uh, personnel file says, "11 years".

  Roseanne Conner : You know, the last three supervisors was checking out my personnel file, but, do you see any of them around here?

• Jackie : It's high time that we thank the woman responsible for our emancipation: my sister, ex-Wellman employee, and a heckuva woman in her own right.... What was your name again?

  Roseanne : Sally Field!

• Dan Conner : If it's that bad, just quit your job.

  Roseanne Conner : I can't quit my job.

  Dan Conner : Well you can't keep doing this.

  Roseanne Conner : We wouldn't have anything if I quit. I wouldn't get hospitalization, I wouldn't get unemployment, none of the kids could get sick, or grow.

  Dan Conner : We got along without hospitalization before. We got married and they said we'd never make it. We had 3 kids and they said we'd never make it. You know what we are? We're like one of those clown balloons, every time somebody punches us, we just rise back up.

• Vonda : [talking about how unrealistic the factory supervisor, Faber, is being]  Well, somebody need to go and talk to Faber.

  Jackie Harris : [looking at Roseanne]  "Somebody"... needs to set this guy straight.

  Vonda : [looking at Roseanne]  Right. "Somebody"... really does.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, "Somebody" doesn't feel like it, so just forget about it. Jeez, I mean, you're talking about a guy that wants to see my head mounted above the woman's restroom. Forget it!

• Jackie Harris : [after Roseanne comes out of Mr. Faber's office]  You okay, sis?

  Roseanne Conner : [upset]  No, I'm not okay! I mean, I tried to be okay, but he doesn't want me to be okay! He doesn't want *any* of us to be okay! You know why? Because *he's* not okay! Okay?

• Keith Faber : Roseanne, I told you not to walk away from me!

  Roseanne Conner : I'm walking away from you, Faber, and I'm walking away from this stinkin' factory, and I'm walking away from this lousy job.

  [Roseanne punches out, quits] 

• Keith Faber : [after Roseanne quits by dramatically punching out, and tossing her time-card on the floor]  Well, that was a wonderful performance, Roseanne, but if any of you are considering joining her, may I point out there are two doors to this room; one that pays, and one that doesn't.

  Roseanne Conner : [following Roseanne's lead, Jackie punches out, quits. Vonda punches out, quits. Sylvia punches out, quits. Crystal punches out, quits]  I guess we're not going to make our quota today, hunny-bunch.