Roseanne (TV Series)

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (1991)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [run out of their room after finding snakes in their bed]  Snakes bite and squeeze, this is going too far, Kathy's trying to kill us!

  Becky Conner : [laughing]  What're you talking about? Kathy's not trying to kill you.

  Darlene Conner : Yeah, we are.

• Dan : You've made your mother and me very happy. Now get rid of the snakes.

  D.J. Conner : I'll do it.

  Darlene Conner : D.J., don't touch those snakes. I'm not untying them again.