Roseanne (TV Series)
Two for One (1994)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne : [to Dan] What are you in such a good mood for? You're not allowed to have sugar, so you'd better be drunk.
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David Healy : I'm not lying, Mrs. Conner, Darlene and I haven't had sex all summer.
Roseanne : Well, I wouldn't know anything about that, what, with being born yesterday.
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Roseanne : [Dan expresses that he is not completely sure, but is pretty sure about having another baby] Well, I'm pretty sure that I'm completely pregnant, so you'd better get completely sure pretty damn quick!