Roswell (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Parties (2002)

Majandra Delfino: Maria DeLuca

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Quotes 

• Maria : Who still wants to find a party?

  Liz : Oh, I think that might be this guy right here.

  Maria : Oh, Max, the chaperone thing, really, it's getting old and it's completely unnecessary right now.

  Max : All right, that's it. I'm going to that party. Wish me luck.

  Liz : Good luck.

  Max : Let's go. Party train is leaving.

  Maria : Is he serious?

  Liz : Very.

• [about Micheal] 

  Maria : You should have seen him standing there all brave and noble. It was enough to make you fall in love with him all over again.

  Max : Yeah, well, I have to live with him, that's enough.

• Michael : What's that stench? Is that you?

  Maria : I don't have a stench.

  Max : Might be your perfume.

  Michael : It smells like road kill.

  Maria : It's 50 bucks an ounce, man.

  Michael : That stuff stinks.

  Maria : You know, you're an ass, man.