Roswell (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Parties (2002)

Nick Wechsler: Kyle Valenti

Quotes 

• Kyle : Look I got a college girls phone number, I'm way ahead of the game. And you got to know when to hold them, and...

  Isabel : When to fold them.

  Kyle : And when to walk away.

  Both : [sing-song]  And know when to run.

• Kyle Valenti : Ok, but I'm warning you, I'm a man on a mission. Sex or death so don't get in my way and don't cramp my style.

  Isabel Amanda Evans : You have style?

  Kyle Valenti : Heyyy!

• Kyle : [Talking to the Buddha statue]  Thank you. Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.

  [Hears a knocking on the door] 

  Kyle : Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back here.