Quotes
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Maria : Yes, yes. You're trying to figure out how to be a leader. All right. Here's a little insight. JFK. He's not so great. Cheated on his wife with tramps. Ohhhh... now there's something you and Jack have in common. You're both involved with tramps. How is Tess, by the way?
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Max : I'm not involved with Tess.
Maria : Just taking midnight strolls with her?
Max : You saw us?
Maria : Yeah. *We* saw you... as in, Liz and I saw you together. Looked like a pretty romantic evening to me. Maybe a little patty-cake on the front porch before you said good night?
Max : No. It's just... it's a long story.
Maria : Oh, well, I certainly don't want to hear a long story unless there's a Kennedy involved.
Max : I love Liz.
Maria : I know you love Liz, Max. You've been telling me that the entire summer. But now that she's back, I'm the one who's doing all the work here.
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Courtney Banks : Cover me?
Maria : What else is new?
[Courtney goes into the bathroom, rips a layer of skin off her face and flush it down the toilet]
