Quotes
Barbara Feldon, Tim Conway, Shelley Berman, Johnny Carson, Hugh Downs, John Wayne, Flip Wilson
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
- Barbara Feldon: My favorite politicians are Dewey, Nixon and Truman, but then again, I'd vote for any Tom, Dick or Harry.
- Dan Rowan: Eh, Goldie, if you believed in something strongly enough, would you go on a hunger strike?
- Goldie Hawn: No, I couldn't, I'm on a diet.
- Barbara Feldon: I went to parochial school. We really learned the three R's; reading, writing and rhythm.
- Tim Conway: You know, my girlfriend's father threw us out of the house last night. He caught us dancing to an Everett Dirksen record.
- Announcer: This program was pre-recorded earlier, because beautiful downtown Burbank closes at 7 o'clock.
- Tim Conway: I'm gonna vote for Dean Martin for Congress.
- Goldie Hawn: Why?
- Tim Conway: 'Cause he's spent more time on the floor of the House.
- Ruth Buzzi: My mother made me a paranoid.
- Roddy Maude-Roxby: If I sent her the wool, would she make me one, too?
- Barbara Feldon: It's not the hawks and the doves that I'm worried about, it's those cuckoo's in Washington who are trying to make pigeons out of all of us.