Laugh-In (TV Series)
Joey Bishop & Sammy Davis, Jr. (1968)
Sammy Davis Jr.: Self
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Quotes
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Judge Sammy : Here come the Judge, here come the Judge, here come the Judge, here come the Judge.
Judge Roddy : [Hits gavel twice] Why did you stick your knife into the plaintiff?
Pat the accused : Well, I heard the police coming, and I had to hide it somewhere.
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Sammy Davis Jr. : You know, my ancestors picked so much cotton that I still hate to open an aspirin bottle.
Joey Bishop : If you're scoring at home, that was the first good one tonight.
Sammy Davis Jr. : I'll tell you, I just can't win. Last night I dreamt I was white, and a colored kid beat me up.
Joey Bishop : I thought that was funny, but I laugh at everything.
Sammy Davis Jr. : You know, we're not too dumb. We move into a block and when the values go down, we buy up all the land and then move out.
Joey Bishop : Here's another one that won't choke you up:
Sammy Davis Jr. : You know, they don't make us sit in the back of the bus anymore, because they found out most of the accidents happen in the front.
Joey Bishop : What we got here is a failure to communicate.
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Sammy Davis Jr. : Calhoun the lawyer gone be here in the mornin'.
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Sammy Davis Jr. : I plan to run in Mississippi.
Joey Bishop : For what?
Sammy Davis Jr. : The state line.
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Goldie Hawn : I'm Sammy Davis, Jr.
Sammy Davis Jr. : Oh, no, you ain't. He's much taller.
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Sammy Davis Jr. : [to a group of Klansmen] I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here.
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Judge Sammy : [walking uptight across the screen instead of his usual swinging strutt] Here comes the judge, here comes the judge, here comes the judge, here comes the judge, here comes the judge.
Judge Roddy : [bangs his gavel] The prisoner is not guilty of theft.
Pat the accused : Does that mean I don't have to give back the watch?