Vaudeville opening with skimmer hats and matching pants; the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award goes to a city auditor in Dallas, Texas; Goldie presents the mistake of the week; Mod, Mod World of offbeat people; the new Quickies feature debuts; Judy explains the Sock It To Me process; troubles with subway ridership and laundromats are highlighted in running gags; Connie and the female regulars in corn-pone outfits introduce the news of the past, present, and future; Henry Gibson recites a Bull Moose poem then plays William Shakespeare receiving constructive criticism for writing Hamlet; Connie presents Stranger Than Truth; blond Judy accepts an Academy Award on behalf of an absent friend; Goldie plays a clumsy ballet dancer. Mel Brooks, Peter Falk, Hugh Hefner, Lena Horne, Rock Hudson, Peter Lawford, Bob Newhart, Connie Stevens, Tiny Tim.
—Maisie Fleckum