Laugh-In (TV Series)

Victor Borge, the Banana Splits and the Legendary Stardust Cowboy (1968)

Victor Borge: Self

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Quotes 

• Ruth Buzzi : If George Washington were alive today, what would he be famous for?

  Victor Borge : Old age.

  Ruth Buzzi : Right!

• Victor Borge : If the good Lord intended for us to watch television, he would have given us square eyeballs.

• Victor Borge : The Russians are talking about a gradual withdrawal from Czechoslovakia. That's like a dentist gradually withdrawing a tooth.