- Little Boy: You know something? I'm a little boy lost and I've been walking the streets for days.
- Prostitute: Oh, I know how you feel, kid.
- Nancie Phillips: I think we've done a lot to educate our minority groups. Did you know that the Indians didn't even know that they were Indians until Columbus told them?
- Johnny Brown: Sammy, I know this brother who has fifteen kids.
- Sammy Davis Jr.: Now, that's what I really call a Black activist.
- Johnny Brown: Right on!
- Dan Rowan: Don't you think it's a shame the way we treated the Indians?
- Sammy Davis Jr.: What you mean "we", paleface?
- Ruth Buzzi: Dennis, what do you think we should do about apathy among voters?
- Dennis Allen: Who cares?