- Alan Sues: Truman, do you like Cleveland?
- Truman Capote: Amory, yes. Ohio, no.
- Alan Sues: You better be careful, they won't let you walk on Lake Erie.
- Johnny Brown: Where do you stand on the question of nudity in films?
- Truman Capote: What do you mean, stand? I sit, and right down front!
- Johnny Brown: Shall we go to the movies?
- Boomer: Hey, Boomer here. Yesterday I played tennis with Mama Cass. It's amazing how that woman can cover the whole court.
- Lt. Peaches: The other day I broke up a gay liberation riot and charged five of them with assault with a deadly purse.