Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Keith Richards (1988)

Jon Lovitz: Various, Michael Dukakis, Girl Watcher

Quotes 

• Girl Watcher : She caught the shine on my forehead, and just kept on truckin'.

  Girl Watcher # 2 : I was there all along, backing you up with my big ol' head!

• George Bush : [during the 1988 Presidential debates]  Well let me just sum up: on track, stay the course. A thousand points of light, stay the course.

  Diane Sawyer : Hm-hm. Governor Dukakis. Rebuttal?

  Michael Dukakis : I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.

• Girl Watcher : Yow! Jessica Chase!

  Girl Watcher # 2 : A girl I've never even spoken to.

  Girl Watcher : She's a practicing lawyer, and we're still living at home.

  Girl Watcher # 2 : I don't like our chances.