Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Tom Hanks/Keith Richards (1988)
Dennis Miller: Weekend Update Anchor
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Weekend Update Anchor : Insiders are saying that Chilean dictator Gustav Pinochet is blaming his defeat in Wednesday's nationwide referendum, on his running mate Daniel Dequayer. Chilean voters worried that Dequayer would not be brutal enough in the event he had to assume power. Dequayer, who is called El Pendexito, or, literally, "Little Pubic Hair", says... says he's at least as brutal as Franco was when he took power. A spokesman for the opposition said, "Hey, I know Franco; I was tortured by Franco; he's no Franco."
