Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Helen Hunt/Hanson (1997)
Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Burt Reynolds
Quotes
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Norm Macdonald : Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fenderbenders, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman.
[audience laughs or hisses]
Norm Macdonald : For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be uh noted that that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.
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Norm Macdonald : This week, computer hackers broke into Yahoo!, the internet's most popular website, and vowed to unleash a crippling computer virus if a fellow hacker is not released from prison. Experts warn that these, that catching these cyber terrorists will not be an easy task, and may require the cooperation of both nerds and geeks.
