Cold Open: Clinton gloats on being acquitted in impeachment trial. Linda Tripp, Tom Brokaw. Brendan Fraser finds Tom Davis has been locked in the building for 24 years and started doing a version of the show with rats. Commercial: The newest workout system, the BioFlex proto-sapien that delivers a beat down to Will Ferrell. Skits: Judge Judy favors the defendant for a change. A couple go to a restaurant for a romantic dinner only to find the singing waiter only does Ozzy Osbourne with amplified guitar accompaniment with a summing up by the real George Plimpton. A couple who share a little too much of their bedroom heat but are offended when others reference it. TV Funhouse satirizes the poetry of Jewel. Live action Peanuts skit in which Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown again but this time it goes horribly wrong. Weekend Update: Jerry Falwell offers proof that Teletubby Tinky Winky is gay. Fallon spoofs Madonna's "Ray of Light" including strobe effect. Skits: "Two Fat Ladies" show how to make healthy snacks. Male escort Zeke, Brandon Fraser, goes out on his first call and it's to Carrie Donovan, famed fashion editor and pitchwoman for Old Navy.
—calcaylor