- Linus: [Charlie Brown has cracked open his skull thanks to Lucy pulling the ball away from him as usual] Lucy, help him, for God's sake! You're a doctor!
- Lucy: I'm not a doctor!
- Franklin: What do you mean you're not a doctor? You're always sitting in that cardboard booth that says Doctor In, Five Cents!
- Lucy: That was just a scam to make nickels!
- Franklin: You twisted, sick, sadistic fussbudget!