Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines (1999)

Garth Brooks: Self - Host, Chris Gaines, Hefty Smurf

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Quotes 

• Customer #2 : [at the department store return desk]  You know what, I cannot believe that can't handle a simple shirt return! What are you going to do for the holidays?

  Nadine : Deck the halls, now!

  Roy, Return Desk Manager : Light Menorah, now!

  Roy, Return Desk Manager : [frustrated, Customer #2 walks off]  All right.

  [leaves] 

  Nadine : All rightie.

  Customer #3 : I'd like to return this.

  Nadine : Excuse me?

  Customer #3 : [shouting]  Take it back, now!

  Nadine : Roy... Roy?

  Roy, Return Desk Manager : Don't worry, I'm on it.

  [begins filling out paperwork]