- Mango: Can you pay a rainbow to be less beautiful?
- Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Can you piss off a Puerto Rican and live to tell about it?
- Jennifer Lopez: Can you eat food through a tube after I cut you?
- Mango: Can you cut food with a tube after I eat you?
- Jennifer Lopez, Mango: No!
- Mango: Such is Mango.
- Jennifer Lopez: Such is J.Lo.