Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Olivia Newton-John (1982)

Graham Chapman: The Colonel, Self

Quotes 

• The Colonel : Hitler sneaking into heaven? This comedy piece has no right to be on your program, it's obviously stolen from Monty Python.

  Peter : Come off it, Graham, come off it, are you kidding?

  The Colonel : One: you got a man dressed as a woman.

  Hitler : [high pitched voice]  No!

  The Colonel : Two: I distinctly saw that man doing a silly walk.

  [indicating Hitler] 

  Peter : He did not.

  The Colonel : And three: You got no ending.