Scrubs (TV Series)

My Choosiest Choice of All (2004)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• [Dr. Cox looks up towards the ceiling] 

  Dr. Cox : Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya? I'm onto you, Big Man.

• Dr. Perry Cox : Honestly, Jordan, I have never despised anyone more.

  Jordan : Oh, my God. You have a crush on her.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Who said who to what now?

• Dr. Perry Cox : Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital, and she is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me, I actually see your face.

  Jordan : I love that you think about me at work.

• Dr. Perry Cox : Hey, Jordan! You know what's weird?

  Jordan : Tell me.

  Dr. Perry Cox : We're so close, and yet if anybody asks if we're married, all either one of us can say is--is no.

  Jordan : Actually, I say we were married for five years then got divorced, now we're back living together, have a child, but we're in a long-term, committed relationship.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, that's what I say, too... . That or... no.

• Janitor : [Dr. Cox rushes through the hallway, and is stopped short by Security Guard Janitor and his nightstick]  Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Moving a little quick there, aren't we, bub? Got a story to tell me?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Here's a story: It's called The Security Guard Who Was Sodomized With His Own Nightstick.

  Janitor : Why don't we just consider this a warning.