Scrubs (TV Series)

My Drama Queen (2003)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

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Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Shorts, huh?

  Janitor : Yeah. What, I don't get to wear shorts, 'cause I'm just a lowly janitor?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I didn't say "lowly."

  Janitor : Oh, so now I'm a janitor?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yes! Have you been drinking?

  Janitor : I'm not DRUNK.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [the Janitor sneaks up on J.D]  Holy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

  Janitor : [whispering]  Shhhhhh! Calm down. I didn't mean to scare you.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [whispering]  Why are we whispering?

  Janitor : [whispering]  I wanted to see if you would whisper because I whispered.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [whispering]  I think I would.

  Janitor : [in a normal tone]  Anyway...

• Janitor : [J.D. is wearing short scrub shorts]  So, anyway, you said you liked mine, and I had the wife whip you up a pair of your own! You like 'em?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [flabbergasted]  Do I like 'em? Why, just the other day, I was asking myself, "How can I display my package in a way that's both alluring and professional?"

  Janitor : Well, there's your answer!

• Janitor : What's the deal? We're supposed to be shorts buddies today. You saw the schedule: Monday-Tuesday, shorts; Wednesday, we wash 'em; Thursday-Friday, shorts; weekend, optional -- I'll be wearing shorts.