Quotes
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J.D. : [Voice over] In the heat of battle, it's important to hold your ground.
Mr. Corman : [Mr. Corman walks past Dr. Cox on his way out] Doctor.
Dr. Perry Cox : [Dr. Cox approaches Dr. Kelso] Well, now, Bobbo, you hooked him, you got him in the boat, but he still got away!
J.D. : [Voice over] Because victory can be snatched away at the last second.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Mr. Corman, your full body scan is on the house.
Mr. Corman : [Mr. Corman stops just short of the door and turns, much to Cox's chagrin] I'm listening.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : I need your opinion about something.
Dr. Perry Cox : Yes, Bob, those pants do make you look like you're holding water.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Perry, I'll tell you the same thing I told a comic I once saw at a strip club in Reno -- I'm not here for the jokes.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Dammit all to hell, Bob! I cannot BELIEVE you're gonna turn this hospital into some money-making machine that coerces people into spending their hard-earned cash on expensive procedures that they don't even need!
Dr. Bob Kelso : Why not? It sounds like something I'd do.
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Mr. Corman : Listen, I appreciate the lunch. But are you actually trying to convince me, an admittedly frugal hypochondriac, not to get a free full body scan?
Dr. Perry Cox : Mr. Corman, you're not dying of anything! Although if you do try to swipe one more bite of my lamb medallions I will be forced to kill you.
Mr. Corman : [Mr. Corman pulls his fork away from Cox's plate] Well, look who never learned to share.
