- Sean Kelly: It's just, it's so hard to make myself look for an apartment when I'm sharing my bed with the most beautiful girl in the world.
- J.D.: Really? What's his name?
- J.D.: [Thinking] That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping.
- Danni Sullivan: Hey, J.D., don't come chasing after me like you did with Elliot. Because if there's one thing everyone knows about John Dorian, it's that he always wants what he can't have.
- [Exits]
- J.D.: [to Turk] That's not true, is it?
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Hell no. By the way, this is the last bowl of cereal.
- [J.D. suddenly becomes very interested in Turk's cereal]
- J.D.: [Thinking] Maybe it's true that I'm someone who only wants what he can't have. But what if the thing I want is the girl I'm supposed to end up with?
- [Out loud]
- J.D.: It should be me.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: What?
- J.D.: Look, Elliot: Every year we bounce around this thing, and I never have the courage to stand up and tell you how I feel. I'm crazy about you. And I want you to know if I had the choice of hanging around with anyone in the entire world or staying at home with you, eating pizza and watching a crappy TV show, I'd choose you every time.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [Stunned] I... um... I have to go.
- [Exits]
- J.D.: [Voice over] In the heat of battle, it's important to hold your ground.
- Mr. Corman: [Mr. Corman walks past Dr. Cox on his way out] Doctor.
- Dr. Perry Cox: [Dr. Cox approaches Dr. Kelso] Well, now, Bobbo, you hooked him, you got him in the boat, but he still got away!
- J.D.: [Voice over] Because victory can be snatched away at the last second.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Mr. Corman, your full body scan is on the house.
- Mr. Corman: [Mr. Corman stops just short of the door and turns, much to Cox's chagrin] I'm listening.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: I need your opinion about something.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Yes, Bob, those pants do make you look like you're holding water.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Perry, I'll tell you the same thing I told a comic I once saw at a strip club in Reno -- I'm not here for the jokes.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Please, man. I'm Christopher Duncan Turk.
- Todd: Duncan?
- J.D.: His dad loved doughnuts.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: That's not true. Okay, you really need to stop saying that.
- J.D.: So, moving in together, huh?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Yeah... . It's a little scary.
- J.D.: [Voice over] And just like that I saw my window.
- [Out loud]
- J.D.: It IS scary. You know, I knew this girl in college who moved in with her boyfriend? Everything changed -- stopped talking to each other, started fighting all the time and... you know the rest.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: They broke up?
- J.D.: Oh, no, he killed her.
- Nurse: [Elliot's eyes widen] Dr. Reid? They need you to check on that stabbing victim in Room 301?
- J.D.: [Elliot, still shaken, starts down the hall]
- [whispering]
- J.D.: Could be you!
- Dr. Elliot Reid: What?
- J.D.: Nothing.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Dammit all to hell, Bob! I cannot BELIEVE you're gonna turn this hospital into some money-making machine that coerces people into spending their hard-earned cash on expensive procedures that they don't even need!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Why not? It sounds like something I'd do.
- Mr. Corman: Listen, I appreciate the lunch. But are you actually trying to convince me, an admittedly frugal hypochondriac, not to get a free full body scan?
- Dr. Perry Cox: Mr. Corman, you're not dying of anything! Although if you do try to swipe one more bite of my lamb medallions I will be forced to kill you.
- Mr. Corman: [Mr. Corman pulls his fork away from Cox's plate] Well, look who never learned to share.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [Music playing] J.D., it's just so weird. I mean, my whole future was right there in front of me, and I just walked away. All because of you.
- J.D.: Well, I think you made the right choice.
- [They kiss]
- J.D.: [Thinking] I think that the problem with most people who want what they can't have is that, when they actually get the thing they covet, they don't want it anymore. But not this guy.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [Snuggles into his shoulder] Well Dr. Dorian, you have me. You finally have me.
- [Music stops suddenly]
- J.D.: [Thinking] Oh, my God! I don't want her!