Scrubs (TV Series)
My Heavy Meddle (2002)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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Dr. Cox : If I have to see one more broken down piece of equipment, one more Gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself and I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can't make myself catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back to destroy this place.
J.D. : I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten!
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, I get it, it's because I'm a girl.
Dr. Perry Cox : Franklyn, you heard it, say it.
Franklyn : He's a girl.
Dr. Perry Cox : Good boy.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?
J.D. : He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical. Which is actually scary because I never mentioned I was a doctor.