Scrubs (TV Series)

My Intern's Eyes (2006)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Bob, I'm not planning on doing any paperwork. But i did go ahead and leave my urine sample on your drive side car door.

  Dr. Kelso : Perry, your lips, my ass... they should meet.

• Dr. Kelso : Well at least there's one attending around I can count on.

  Elliot : Oh the hell with it, Bob- I don't work here! Have a good one!

  Dr. Kelso : I hate this place.

  Dr. Cox : It hates you, Bob!

• Dr. Kelso : Who the hell is responsible for not treating that man?

  Dr. Cox : Well Bobbo, I was going to treat him but I lost my stethoscope...

  J.D. : He's my patient Bob!

  [Kelso and Cox turn around] 

  J.D. : I'm responsible!

  Dr. Kelso : Dr. Dorian, I've kept my mouth shut about the recent sexual harrassment complaints because I don't think it's fair to punish a man for making small talk. Or say, asking his secretary for just once, to dress up as a geisha girl and call him "Kelso San"...

  J.D. : What?

  Dr. Kelso : Nothing! But now I need to know, is this the type of attending you're going to be?

  J.D. : I guess so.