Scrubs (TV Series)
My Interpretation (2003)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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J.D. : Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor : When did you see my penis?
J.D. : Last night when you were showering.
Janitor : Where were you?
J.D. : I was outside in the bushes.
J.D. : [Janitor makes confused, sighing noise] Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor : What? Why?
J.D. : Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
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Hermann Mueller : Hey, you must be Doctor Dorian. I'm Lars' brother, Hermann.
J.D. : Herman the German, ha, you must get that all the time.
Hermann Mueller : Nope, first time... hope it catches on.
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J.D. : Look, uh... Janitor...
[the Janitor rolls his eyes]
J.D. : ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor : When did you see my penis?
J.D. : Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor : Where were you?
J.D. : Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
[the Janitor takes a second to process this answer]
Janitor : Uhhh...
J.D. : Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!
Janitor : What? Why?
J.D. : Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!