Scrubs (TV Series)

My Jiggly Ball (2006)

Travis Schuldt: Keith

Quotes 

• Keith : Nailed it!

  J.D. : Good job man! What did you say?

  Keith : Well, I just told him there's nothing more we can do right now.

  Turk and J.D. : Ohhhhh!

  Keith : What?

  J.D. : "Nothing more we can do right now" implies there may be something we can do tomorrow.

  Keith : Well, I also said we'd make him as comfortable as possible.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Sounds like someone's getting new pillows and a comforter.

  Keith : That man knows he's doomed!

  [the patient happily waves at them] 

  J.D. : Yeeeah, I'm gonna need you to go back in there and use some form of the words die, dead, dying, deadsies, deadwood. Your choice.

  Keith : What was the middle one?

  J.D. : Deadsies.

• Dr. Perry Cox : Mr. Morrison, I understand that one of our interns spent an hour in here telling you over and over that you are going to die. I would make him apologize personally, but I'm having him spend the rest of the day checking that countertop's heartbeat.

  Keith : [Standing and waving]  Sorry, Mr. Morrison!

  Dr. Perry Cox : KEITH! I think Mr. Countertop would really appreciate your undivided attention.