Scrubs (TV Series)
My Jiggly Ball (2006)
Michael Merton: Mr. Keck
Quotes
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Mr. Keck! What do you say we get you into surgery and take care of that hernia!
Mr. Keck : Ummm, I don't know if surgery is necessary. Last night I was in pain, so I went to a free clinic. The doctor there said surgery wasn't my only option.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Well, you're just gonna have to get him on the phone and tell him that I won't be second-opinioned by a clinic doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap!
[Holds his hand up to J.D]
Dr. Christopher Turk : Gimme some!
J.D. : [High-fives him] Here it is.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [in Free Clinic, on the phone with Mr Keck] Yeah, I think I know this guy. Is he a cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him around and looking at him like he's in love?
J.D. : [in in Mr Kecks room]
[to Turk]
J.D. : You would make a pretty girl.
Mr. Keck : [Into phone] Yeah.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [back in Free Clinic] All right, now repeat after me...
Mr. Keck : [to Turk] "You can't decide for me, that's not your duty."
Dr. Elliot Reid : And are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?
Mr. Keck : [J.D. and Turk try to hold their giggles back]
[Into phone]
Mr. Keck : Yeah. Hey, Heckle and Jeckle, you know what? No surgery.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Grabbing the phone] Who the hell is this?
Free Clinic Patient : [into Phone] Where are my shoelaces?
Dr. Elliot Reid : I said to tell him that he had a laxity in the peritoneal wall and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive! Was that so hard?