Scrubs (TV Series)
My Rite of Passage (2006)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : How funny is this joke: That patients tumor is so big it's starting to look like a three-mor.
Keith : [walking by, fake laughing] Three-mor... you are hilarious Dr D.!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Awful! Awful! Awful!
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [Dr. Cox has put J.D. in time-out] I'm an attending!
Dr. Perry Cox : Tell it to the wall, newbie.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Hey, how come Elliot never invites us over to her hospital?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : She probably doesn't want you guys embarrassing her.
Dr. Christopher Turk : How would we embarrass her?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh, maybe by diagnosing all your female patient with Turk-Fever.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Honey, a lot of women suffer from that.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : It's true, I even had it.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Okay gang I'll meet you up in the radiology to talk about Mr. Keets' CAT-Scan. His tumor is getting you big it's starting to look like a three-mor.
[the interns fake laugh]
Janitor : Not funny!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Have you been following me around all day dressed like an intern?
Janitor : Yes. And you're a terrible teacher. I'm not prepared to operate on anyone.
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J.D. : Just because you dye your moustache blonde doesn't mean it's gone
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Have you guys been fake laughing at my jokes? Be honest. I promise, absolutely no ramifications.
Keith : Well, we've been kind of fake laughing.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Keith, I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse.