Scrubs (TV Series)

My Rule of Thumb (2004)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

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• Dr. Bob Kelso : See, this is why you shouldn't get emotionally invested in your patients.

  Dr. Cox : Hey, Bobbo... now when the Dark Prince does finally call you home, please promise me that you'll donate your body to science. And I don't mean medical science, I mean NASA. Because when those buzz-cuts have all but given up on trying to figure out just exactly what a black hole is, and they get one look at that space where your heart was supposed to be, well, by gum, you know they're just gonna say, "Aww, shucks! That's what it is!"

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Hey, champ. What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

  [points his thumbs at himself] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.

• Jordan : Have a great day today. Hurry home tonight so you can ignore your son and not do your share!

  Dr. Cox : [smiling and waving]  You make me want to kill myself and everybody around me!

• Dr. Perry Cox : About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to "crash for a while." Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john, which I guess is kind of nice... I don't even know anymore.

• Dr. Cox : Look. Barry... Barry's a... he's a great guy.

  Turk : Yeah. I totally forgot the rule to the transplant list is no drinking, unless Cox says you're a great guy.

  Dr. Cox : Come on, pally, guy's been on the transplant list for three stinkin' years - this is a no-brainer.

  Turk : You're right. He's out.