Scrubs (TV Series)

My Rule of Thumb (2004)

Cheryl White: Miss Himsel

Quotes 

• [Elliot and Carla treat Maggie, a patient who wants to loose her virginity before dying] 

  Maggie : Don't people sometimes pay for sex?

  Elliot : Oh, boy, do they. I slept with Jenny Johnson's older brother in high school, and then he decided to tell all of his friends what my orgasm face looked like. Then three of them posed like that for their yearbook photos! Paid for that one for years.

  Carla : Elliot, I think she means pay _money_ for sex.

  Elliot : Oh, I got a story about that, too. Not about me, though, my mom... She gets lonely.

• Maggie Himsel : Don't people sometimes pay for sex?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, boy, do they. I slept with Jenny Johnson's older brother in high school, and then he decided to tell all of his friends what my orgasm face looked like.

  [demonstrates strange grim] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Then three of them posed like that for their yearbook photos! Paid for that one for years.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Elliot, I think she means pay money for sex.

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : Ted's helping Maggie with her will.

  Maggie : Thanks again, Ted. How'd you get through sixty pages so quickly?

  Ted Buckland : Well, Miss Hibersol, it helps to not really know what you're doing.

• Maggie Himsel : There's really only one thing I'll regret. I'm thirty-eight years old and I'm a virgin.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Me too.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Elliot!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Sorry, sorry. It's just a reflex from college when I used to play the tambourine in a Christian rock band. Which was bull because everyone was sleeping with everyone.