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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Aren't you gonna tell your parents you're still alive?
George Costanza : No, they could use the break.
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Jerry Seinfeld : So you're just taking off from work?
George Costanza : They won't know. I got the car there.
Jerry Seinfeld : You think this is such a good idea with you being on the verge of this big promotion?
George Costanza : My presence in that office can only hurt my chances.
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George Costanza : See, Steinbrenner is like the first guy in at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. He sees my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18-hour day.
Jerry Seinfeld : Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.
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Jerry Seinfeld : Stan the caddy.
George Costanza : Stan the caddy.
