Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Frogger (1998)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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[Shlomo is playing the Frogger machine outside]
George Costanza : What are you guys doing?
Shlomo : Eat the fly! Eat the fly! Got him!
George Costanza : You idiots! You're gonna wear down the battery.
Slippery Pete : The batteries are fine. We've got... oh, God. Only 3 minutes left.
George Costanza : Quick! Get this thing back in the pizzeria!
Cosmo Kramer : George, they closed up.
George Costanza : I need an outlet!
Slippery Pete : A what?
George Costanza : Holes! I need holes!
Cosmo Kramer : The pharmacy is still open.
George Costanza : All right. Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweep-talk the pharmacist.
Slippery Pete : You owe me a quarter.
George Costanza : Slippery Pete. Kramer, hurry up!
Cosmo Kramer : [as he unwinds the police tape, only one lane long] Ahh! I'm out! No tape left!
Jerry Seinfeld : Come on, George, I'll help you push it across.
George Costanza : Wait a minute. This looks familiar. This reminds me of something. I can do this.
Jerry Seinfeld : By yourself?
George Costanza : Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.
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[Kramer points to a broken egg on the floor which is caution taped off with drinking glasses]
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, I'll take care of that later.
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Slippery Pete : That was my mail-order bride.
Cosmo Kramer : And you weren't home, so I signed for her.