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Elaine Benes : [Taking about Jerry's relationship with his maid] Have you gone out?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes! We have!
Elaine Benes : Where?
Jerry Seinfeld : To the store.
Elaine Benes : What, to get cleaning supplies?
Jerry Seinfeld : A-and gum!
Elaine Benes : Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.
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Elaine Benes : You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
Jerry Seinfeld : No. I pay her to clean. The rest is...
Elaine Benes : What? A health plan?
Jerry Seinfeld : I was going to say, being a good host.