The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Woman in 'Space Mutants VIII', Ralph Wiggum, Nun #2
Quotes
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Milhouse : Bart, I don't want you to see me cry.
Bart : Aw come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when we're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over.
Milhouse : Well, I didn't want you to see me cry THIS time.
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Luann Van Houten : Bart, I'm glad you're here. Milhouse could use a friend like you.
[Bart chuckles nervously. Later, up in Milhouse's room]
Bart : Listen, Milhouse, I have something to confess: I'm the one who narked on your kissing.
Milhouse : *What*?
[He tackles Bart to the floor and starts to throttle him. Milhouse's parents come in]
Luann Van Houten : Milhouse is out of bed and full of beans!
Kirk Van Houten : Whoa, it's a miracle!
[Smiling, they leave and close the door, as Milhouse continues strangling Bart]
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Lisa Simpson : [showing a picture of a five-fingered hand] It says here in this journal that in about a million years, mankind will develop an extra finger.
Bart : [holding up his four-fingered hand over the picture] Eww! Freakshow!
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Bart : [Smiling wryly] Milhouse and Samantha sittin' in a tree... About to lose their privacy.
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[after watching a film on sex education]
Bart : How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Mrs. Krabappel : I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart : God-schmod, I want my monkey man.
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Bart : [trying out Milhouse's new 8-Ball] Will I pass my test today. "Outlook not so good." Hey, it does work!
Milhouse : Let me try! Will I get beat up today? "All signs point to yes."
Nelson Muntz : That ball knows everything!
[Hits Milhouse over the head]
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Bart : [Bart and Milhouse are at the movies, and Milhouse is kissing Samantha] I got better things to do, than watch you two lip wrestling.
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[while Milhouse is strangling Bart, Bart gropes around for a weapon, and breaks the magic eight-ball over Milhouse's head]
Bart : Boy, I bet the eight ball didn't see that one coming.
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Samantha Stanky : Milhouse, I've gotta go! My dad thinks I'm having my braces examined.
Milhouse : Well, you kinda sorta are.
Bart : Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running. Besides, what's so great about kissing?
Milhouse : Bart, it's not just the kissing. A lot of it is waiting to kiss. You know, like when you open an Eskimo Pie and you wait just a little bit for it to melt.
Bart : But she doesn't melt!
Milhouse : Oh, yes she does!
