The Simpsons (TV Series)

Colonel Homer (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Nurse

Quotes 

• Homer : Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer.

  Marge : Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie, and you did it at the county fair last year, remember?

• Homer : Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen.

  Marge : What does *that* mean?

• Marge : I don't like you hanging around some cocktail waitress.

  Homer : Marge, you make it sound so seemy. All I did is spent an afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.

• Homer : [to Marge]  Is there any room in that bed for a dadburned fool?

  Marge : Always has been.

• Marge : [about Lurleen]  I thought you said she was overweight.

  Homer : Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

• Marge : All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for.

  Patty : You don't?