The Simpsons (TV Series)
Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)
Hank Azaria: Soccer Kid, Agent Goodman, Mafioso, Tape Voice, Cletus
Quotes
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Goodman : Stupid babies require the most attention.
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[Homer and Marge are relaxing in a sauna]
Marge Simpson : This is so relaxing. Homie, this was a wonderful idea.
Homer : [chuckling] Yeah. If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel.
Don Vittorio : Oh, don't mind me. Look, I do it first!
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[the "Family Skills" course is almost over, and the agent is testing Homer and Cletus]
Goodman : OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem. Go.
Cletus : Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again.
Homer : [as he strangles Cletus] Why you cotton-pickin...
[the class looks critically at Homer]
Homer : [to himself] No, I gotta pass this class for my kids.
[to Cletus]
Homer : Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'.
Cletus : I love you, Pa!
[then sobs]
Homer : I love you, Cletus!
[then sobs too]
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Child Welfare Agent : Children, where are your parents?
Lisa Simpson : I don't know, but they should be here.
Goodman : Yes, they should be here. Tsk, tsk. Those parents better have a good excuse.